Part 817: Owain C

Let's see what we've got here... Hmm... Nice form... Elegant curve to the blade... I dub thee... Sword of the Swan! Hmm... Now this axe is nice and heavy, but with that bit on the end... I dub thee... Head Smoosher Plus One!

Are you talking to that axe?

No, that would be silly! I'm just naming our latest shipment of weapons.

Doesn't that seem a bit childish?

Ooh! I still haven't named your weapon!

Pffft! It doesn't need a name.

Of course it does! A name can be a very powerful thing! It makes a weapon your partner instead of a simple tool! Plus, you'll never confuse it with anyone else's!

Does your mother sew your name into your smallclothes or something?

Here, let me see it. It'll just take a second!

No! Keep your grubby mitts off!

Geez, all right, all right! No need to be rude.